You've obviously had very little experiance either with laundry or sex. Although perhaps for someone of your limited abilities, it would be tough to decide, i'm sure you'd struggle massively doing any of the two, possibly you're not capable of doing either.
As for the washing machine - its a great piece of machinery for humankind. That its even perceived to be liberating women, just means how strongly entrenched the stupid patriarchal values are. It sucks that we're still stuck doing all the laundry. Time we stopped doing it, no?
Now contraception is the real liberator for women, if only more women used it. More on that another time.
For now, lets just say, the pope is an royal jackass. Not only because he's laundry and sex challenged, but also, just because he apparently doesn't get any, he won't even others alone.
Dude, go sit on your flat earth, and keep your trap shut.