and let me be the judge of my liver, and my culture.
You manage your own, or better still spend the next 20 years writing a treatise defining what exactly is culture. You might find the exercise enlightening.
As for our traditionally spineless, pathetic governments, what can i say, you should all go back to the colony of the monkeys and orangutans and uphold their culture. Thats where you belong. And yes, that means you specially, mr whats your name, of the "pub culture" fame.